Dont tell anyone, I'm not a big fan of bacon. However, I do appreciate good bacon-related humor. There's this t-shirt I've seen called press button, receive bacon. Every time I dry my hands in a public restroom that has one of those air dryers with that label I have to grin.
This time, I took a picture because it included the variation of press button and deliver bacon directly to your mouth!

Press button, receive bacon, or direct bacon to your mouth! If olny it were that easy, huh?